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Coffee Complaint

Posted by mikedaum on October 10th, 2007

So we’re out of coffee at home.  Not proud of it.

That means that for the second day I bought a coffee at the “Mega Bites” cafe on the first floor of the Bahen Centre.  Medium Dark.  All in, the price of this coffee is $2.01.  On neither day did I have the penny.  This forced the transaction to require:

  1. Discussion beforehand about whether I had a penny
  2. Discussion afterwards about how she was not allowed to forgo the penny because she’s little more than a trained rat looking for kibble and maybe an occasional hit of delicious high-grade cocaine buried deep inside of her corporate union-busting labyrinth.
  3. An extended process of making change (both days I had $1 and $2 coins in ample supply)
  4. Me to consume valuable time blogging this gruntle
  5. You to consume valuable time reading it (sorry, but if you’ve read this far, shame on you)

So it would be really great if they would drop the price by one penny.  My guess is that they themselves would actually save money.

A small price to pay

Posted by mikedaum on August 14th, 2007

In the morning I usually do my work under a tree in a very nice grassy courtyard on campus.  It’s completely enclosed and thus quiet, and the internets shine brightly so my battery lasts until lunch.  Very nice I admit.

This morning, however the entire courtyard has been given over to some kind of garbage movie shoot.  My tree, which is usually completely isolated, is now surrounded by an army of film techs:

I should also mention that the bench you can see is not normally there, but would be a nice addition if they happen to leave it behind.

So I’m working under another tree across the courtyard.  Here I seem to be surrounded by students and other university types who are all dressed as if they are in the 1960s.  All of this makes me think that I might be in the shoot, and I’m not sure how my laptop works with the mood they’re trying to create.  Still, nobody has said anything so for the time being I’ll stay put.

Toronto Car vs. Bike

Posted by mikedaum on May 9th, 2007

This could have been me…any day of the week. ‘Nuff said.

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Debt Slavery For Kids

Posted by mikedaum on May 8th, 2007

Every time my bank offers me “cheques” to write against my Visa card I feel my blood pressure start to climb. So you can imagine how much I enjoyed hearing about the new Visa branded version of the game of “Life”. I used to play the original game when I was a kid, and as I recall, it was questionable even then. I suppose it would be impossible to prevent the game from validating certain life decisions and knocking others. But it was at least fun. The new version sounds less fun. In keeping with its backing from Visa, the new version rewards the children for acquiring credit card debt. No, I’m not kidding.

More Python Excitement

Posted by mikedaum on April 12th, 2007

Today’s fun was trying to figure out what the ‘==’ operator does in Python…and whether it’s in fact being used to implement the ‘in’ operator (i.e. if a in [1,2,3,4]). Seems like good stuff to know, but go try and find docs.

So we started with

>>> a = range(5)
>>> a
[0, 1, 2, 3, 4]
>>> b = [a,a,a,a]
>>> b
[[0, 1, 2, 3, 4], [0, 1, 2, 3, 4], [0, 1, 2, 3, 4], [0, 1, 2, 3, 4]]
>>> c = a
>>> a == c
>>> c = a[:]
>>> a == c

Which seems like we’re checking for value equality. But wait…

>>> class MyInt:
... def __init__(self, i):
... self.i = i
>>> a = MyInt(5)
>>> a

>>> b = MyInt(5)
>>> b

>>> a == b
>>> a == a

How odd. When I made my own class, it used pointer equality to implement ‘==’. I should mention here that I verified that I can define MyInt.__eq__(self,other) to do the right ( return(self.i == other.i) ) thing. But the default checks pointers.

So I thought about it, and no matter how I slice it, the pointer equality check is wrong behaviour, which is to say that it is not what I want in the majority of cases. The C++ compiler also generates the ‘==’ operator if you don’t define it, but there the default is the sensible answer…member by member equality over all member variables. So why did the Guido in the Basement make this choice?

Well, in python I can add and delete instance attributes (or whatever made up terminology the pythonistas are using today) willy nilly. So it’s impossible for the runtime to deliver any sensible == operator based on the attributes, unless I explicitly tell it which ones to use by defining the operator myself. Guido was backed into a corner by his own free and easy, batteries included lifestyle. So he did what any sensible benevolent dictator would — he punted, and let me pay the debugging price once again.

Why I don’t like Dell

Posted by mikedaum on April 11th, 2007

So my laptop is a Dell XPS M170.  It’s not my favorite thing, but it gets the job done.  Gets very hot though, and kind of exudes a certain cheapness which you wouldn’t expect from something which cost so much money.

One problem with the box is that the battery has been recalled as part of the kind of giant program which Dell would only engage in if people’s laptops were actually exploding; which they were.  I thought it would be a good idea to participate, so I ordered my new battery on the web like a good customer should.

Soon enough, a battery came to my house.  The address on the box even said it was for my house.  The name it was sent to was not mine though, and the battery did not fit in my laptop.

That was last August.

I admit that I should maybe have been more proactive.  Proactive in this case means sitting in the  help center down the hall  waiting on hold because my office doesn’t have a phone (‘nother story).  Didn’t really seem like fun.

Anyway, the battery subsequently died.  Really dead.  When the plug falls out of the computer it turns off like a light bulb.  Data loss often ensues.  Bad.  Worse is that the plug is actualy designed to fall out.  Good design — probably keeps lots of laptops on tables which would have otherwise been on the floor after someone trips on the power cord.

So today I was fed up, and figured I’d do the phone/help center/endless hold thing and try to get it sorted out.  My first call was to the recall people who noted thatthe stutus of my request was listed as “processing”.  Well that was good to know.  I also obtained the “request number” for my new battery.  Also good to know.  Finally, the man told me he’d be sure to expedite the request so that the battery would “get out the door”.

I hate to say it, but none of it seemed all that promising, so I thought I’d give the express service people a whirl — seeing as I’m paying for the express service.

One thing about the express service people is that that they take forever to answer the phone.  The battery people are much faster, but weren’t helpful.  So I went ahead and spend 90 minutes on hold scribbling in a notebook down the hall.  I talked to a gentleman who was able to look up my recall account.  I told him that the battery was now dead, and suggested that he put in a service request for a new battery, bypassing the recall madness.  He complied by putting me on hold for another 10 minutes.  Then he came back with the news that Dell’s policy is not to provide any service requests on recalled batteries.  He pointed me to a web page where I could follow the status of my recall request.  I mentioned that this tracking page didn’t work for me before, but he assured me that now that the tracking was straightened out everything would be fine.  He left me with the advice — “Just keep checking that page, and we’ll get the battery to you”

Downtrodden I walked back to my desk.  First thing, checked the page.  Still didn’t work.  Still no battery.  Try again in another 6 months.